Ya know, what is it with guys with a bow? It's like they hit a target and everyone thinks they're cool. Seriously, they're not! 
Just look at those guys in that whatchamacallit Games going on right now in London...That's right, the Olympics! Ya don't see taught, tight, muscular bods, cool shades, pointy ears, or designer haircuts. You see (some) overweight, bespectacled, ordinary-looking dudes shooting at stationary targets. Stationary targets, fer cryin' out loud! This guy is even legally blind in one eye. And he won a gold medal by beating his own world record! |
| Really, he's legally blind! |
And I'm delighted to say ol' Clinty Barton here is from the same stock as a former Olympian himself! (Or at least at the Olympian level.) Sure, those guys at the London Games aren't gonna be shooting into the wind at Chitauri from the edge of a building, but what they do is about just as hard, I reckon. And I even bet if you asked them to try a no look shot they could hit the target too!Avengers Movie Hawkeye, though, is on another level. He's gotta be--dashing, cool as a cucumber, nicely muscled, has all that super spy training, a cool superhero name, and can shoot and hit gods, even if it was just Loki. And yeah, he's also got a hot superhero wife in Mockingbird. What's not to like?
